Cousin It 

Pulling a girls hair over her face to cover up an oddly shaped head/face or to obscure an unattractive girl's face.

John- I had to cousin it Amy
Rick- Well yeah she has a fucked up head with a great body, only thing you can do

Cousin It by mr. bitches 3.0 May 15, 2011

cousin it 

The act of ejaculating on a females face then stickin her hair to the man juice. Similar to an "Abe Lincoln" but shaving of hair is not necesary.

After i came on her face i gave her a cousin it.

cousin it by M.A.C July 27, 2006

Cousin It 

Starting off with either a spiderman, regular facial or if you are a badass, the raspberry swirl. You then flip the victims hair over her head where it will then stick to her face and give the resemblence to Cousin It.

Derrick: Yo what up?
Bobby: Not much, choppin' it easy! You?
Derrick:Choppin' down the block, cause I'm just tryin' to do, what i'm tryin to do, cause we was tryin' to do, what we was tryin' to do! Know what i'm sayin?
Bobby: No
Derrick: What you do last night?
Bobby: I took this ho back to the hizzy, and I had to crank dat spiderman right up in that bitches face, she started screamin and i flipped that bitches weave over her head, and it stuck to her face and she looked like Cousin It, son!
Derrick:Oh

Cousin It by Ole Blue Nuckle January 5, 2009

cousin it 

Another name for a car-wash this 'IT' may try to swallow u with its hair aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam oh no its just katie.

gay fag in the night

cousin it by ratt meed December 2, 2003

Cousin It 

When you get married and your geriatric grandma tells your husband hes related to her

When you get married the second time and your geriatric grandpa tells you your husband is your cousin

Damn , dude did you hear how her family cousin it her twice?

Cousin It by sixpence796 March 9, 2020

cousin it stew 

when you dook, forget to flush, and then shave your pubes on top of it.

christine walked into her bathroom, lifted the lid to find kevin's cousin it stew. she almost hurled.

cousin it stew by d.monaaaay November 22, 2007

Cousin It Method

When you move your hair in front of your eyes to hide the fact you're sleeping.

I'm not allowed to sleep in class. So I had to use the Cousin It method as to not get in trouble.

Cousin It Method by One sleepy boi March 26, 2019