Court General 

The Court General can be found at any local gym or rec center. There is at least one in every pick-up game that gets going at the basketball court. This tool will not only be on your team, he will also hog the ball roughly 85% of the time, and won't hesitate to bark unintelligible orders at complete strangers on their team because of their great knowledge of the game. Amazingly, every time they play with others, they are having "the worst game of their lives," which they will yell after missing a shot as if that sort of thing never happens to them. Expect them to air-ball at least three 3-pointers and probably be on the losing side.

Steve: Our team might have won, but i had a guy on mine who shot 0-18 and didn't pass it to anyone. He sucked ass.

Gary: Court General, huh? They're the worst.

Court General by waytoofast33 August 26, 2007

Court General 

(Noun) point guard or coach on the court; should be a very all-around type of player; should be fundamentally sound, have good ball handling, shooting, passing, quickness, speed, IQ, and leadership. If you possess these qualities, then you are the perfect court general

He looks like a court general when he's out there--taking command and telling people what to do.

Court General by MWilliams22 December 27, 2014