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Country Wife 

In the days of colonialism and trading companies, men would marry women in the local cultures and have children with them. They would then abandon their families to have a "proper" marriage and lineage in the motherland, leaving them destitute.

Today, a country wife is a woman who, married or not, has a very low bar for her (male) partner, earning loyalty, respect, sex, and giving up money and career. In fact, her partner disrespects her so much that he'll probably "upgrade" or cheat on her. Also known as a "practice wife," practice relationship," "a woman with no boundaries," or "easy."

These women will belittle women who show higher standards than them, calling them entitled and encouraging their male partners to leave them. They often come from very little money, and, therefore, have a scarcity mindset. They also act out a form of the "crab bucket effect." They tend to have a higher body count, because they trade sex for scraps: their exes will probably shame their body count, once they've used them. They also let the men in their lives use them in whatever ways they want, and they'll claim to like it.

This woman will tell other women to be "grateful." They'll say a woman is ungrateful for being upset that she got lasagna for mother's day or a shut up ring. They think it's okay if a man cheats.

These women will never become a real wife. They're bedwarmers. The men they're with see them as Tess Durbeyfield, a silly milkmaid cow to practice on.
Barbara the Builder is a country wife, because she takes care of her boyfriend's house and bed like a good girl, with no promise of marriage.
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country club wife 

super hot chick that marries average rich dude to live the country club life
What do you think Emily is gonna major in at college?

Who gives a fuck she's gonna be a country club wife.
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026