Not to be confused with all southerns, a country bumpkin is a shameless motherfucker. Typically from the North Georgia mountain area, whose only concern is their last pack of eagle 20s cigarettes and whatever discount they can get at the local Chinese buffet. They work at Walmart, they shop at Walmart, and they smell of Walmart
by yaboiclarence September 29, 2019
When his aunty sent Jim-Bob to collect eggs he would sneek a country bumpkin in the out-house behind the barn. Bessa would complain but he liked it when he got his jimmy jostled.
by Aneta November 07, 2007
A rude thing to call a farmer, a bumpkin usually spends all day on a deck, widdling away on a stick, and anyone who passes by he points a rifal at and tells to get off his property.
by isisj October 18, 2004
Bumpkin is getting a blowjob while on the toilet taking a dump.
Country bumpkin being getting a blowjob while in a outhouse taking a dump.
Country bumpkin being getting a blowjob while in a outhouse taking a dump.
Laura didn't gag because of her reflexes she gagged because the smell in the outhouse.. Man that was a terrible country bumpkin.
by LCMari April 10, 2014
by LB March 31, 2004
And I said "Hello country bumpkin, how's the frost out on the pumpkin? I've seen some sights and man you're something. Where'd you come from country bumpkin?"
by Dylanv March 13, 2006
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