Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market
Don't count your sheep before the shepherd's market by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019
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Count Fecula's disappearing act
What happens when you evacuate your bowels and the waste product perfectly snakes it's way down the cicular pipe at the bottom of the toilet and is no where to be found post- wipe pre- flush.
Count Fecula's disappearing act by bmilligan05 August 16, 2016
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Bringing up someone’s follower count
“Your 50 followers must be eating that “sick” burn up. Must be nice to find some enjoyment on here though since your saints haven’t been able to provide that since 2010.”
This man is bringing up someone’s follower count, what a massive L
This man is bringing up someone’s follower count, what a massive L
Bringing up someone’s follower count by Dubbyhub August 23, 2021
God's body count
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Comedian's "Full Count"
Three bottles of "Auchentoshan Three Wood", two bottles of "Woodford Double Oaked," and a four pack of "Ta +Meilleure" Double NEIPA (Bases Loaded). A certain comic's hotel room "Special Ask" for comedy tours. Consuming the entirety (as a group, NOT solo because that's quietly referred to as a "Mickey Mantle"....and likely fatal) is called a "Grand Slam" referring simultaneously to the resulting overwhelmingly classy shindig and to the high return baseball achievement.
"What'ya need slim." - Hotel Manager
"Set em' up Jim, Comedian's "Full count", Bases Loaded tonight!." - Comic
Smiling "You lookin' for trouble?" - Hotel Manager
"We're hittin' a Grand Slam tonight baby!!!!" - Comic
"Set em' up Jim, Comedian's "Full count", Bases Loaded tonight!." - Comic
Smiling "You lookin' for trouble?" - Hotel Manager
"We're hittin' a Grand Slam tonight baby!!!!" - Comic
Comedian's "Full Count" by Ben Whyte February 6, 2021