Throwing your dummy out of the cot

Stop "Throwing your dummy out of the cot" and man the fuck up!

by PrincessMissy January 21, 2014

Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked

When your dad walks in while you're in the middle of getting forked by your mother in the arse.

Daddi: "Ah, (y/n) you're gettin forked again?"
(y/n): "Shayte! Daddi Cot Me Getin Forked!"

by TriedDrowningAFish August 23, 2018

Using the tears and fluids of your victims as fabric softer for your bed sheets.

Why is your bed so stiff, yet pleasant on the thighs?

Well, I've been cultivating my dirty cot for many moons.

by qazoz April 15, 2020

Someone who likes to go out with people alot younger.

How old are you? Im 18
And your Girlfriend? 14
You Cot Trotter!!

by frajow May 30, 2010

“Bro you fucked Hannah last night? Cots”

by Fritz666 June 21, 2019

by Gibbyisagilf August 23, 2021

I'm COT rn

or just COT

by lolgch02 November 23, 2021