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Corporat 

A corporat is a person, usually a CEO or other high ranking member of a mega corporation. A corporat is a person known for lying and standing on the backs of the working class- profiting from their labor without treating their employees fairly.
Hey Rebecca, are you coming to the party Saturday?

No, my corporat boss mandated me to work every weekend for the next quarter against my will.

That sucks, they really are a corporat.
Corporat by street_samurai December 10, 2022

Corporat 

The public domain version of Mickey Mouse from Steamboat Willie is much better than that Corporat.
Corporat by FilFee January 25, 2024

corporate stooge 

A person who supports the position of corporations without considering how others, particularly workers, are affected, as a result of propaganda or being paid off.
Yo Denarius, that guy on TV who says Americans benefit from outsourcing is a corporate stooge. He ignores that many of these companies which are outsourcing receive tax breaks, and by sending production overseas will be able to dodge domestic taxes, thus worsening the budget deficit. Furthermore, Americans will now have to compete with the slave wages of the Third World.
corporate stooge by Prankster August 2, 2012

Corporate lackey 

A person who thinks that his lowly corporate job is the be-all and end-all of his pathetic existence.
So that corporate lackey thinks that coming in early, working after-hours and working on the weekends will benefit him, and will get him noticed by "upper management"? Wow, he is in for a rude awakening!

corporate personhood 

The legal doctrine by which a corporation is called an entity instead of property of a person who owns it.
The result of corporate personhood is that corporations have more rights than people do.

Corporate personhood has been outlawed by the city or Arcata, California.
corporate personhood by Downstrike September 13, 2004

Corporate Wordsmithing 

The combination of ordinary words into complex phrases by corporate personnel to appear smarter than they are.
Corporate Wordsmithing: Our flawless execution will enhance the customer experience of our iconic brand allowing us to leverage synergies while building strategic partnerships thereby elevating employee engagement through deep dive analysis and constructive feedback.