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An epic move in the game of bike polo where one players mallet enters the anal of another player.

Buddy got cornpolioed so hard while trying to block that shot.

Cornpolio by nicemag August 29, 2013

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Corpolitical

The obvious connexion between corporations and politicians and the ensuing corruption.

"The current corpolitical system in the US sodomizes everyone but those at the top."

Corpolitical by rizenb August 5, 2008

Cornholiovirus

Named after The Great Cornholio and inspired by Coronavirus, the Cornholiovirus is basically any pandemic which causes people to go out and buy mass amounts of TP for no real reason. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to: general twitchiness, a t-shirt worn over the head, shouting obscenities at retail workers, obsessive hoarding of TP, and overall cluelessness of any given situation at hand.

Overheard in store: "I am the Great Cornholio! You will give me all of your TP!"
Wal-mart employee over radio: "Security? We have another case of Cornholiovirus in aisle 15... please advise."

Cornholiovirus by ShangChang March 18, 2020

the great cornholio

The alter ego of Beavis, an animated character who makes up one half of the dynamic duo "Beavis and Butthead" on MTV.

I am The Great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!

the great cornholio by Albert February 14, 2004

cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

Cornelio

A sexy someone who goes on crazy wild adventures at night with his friends a lot. very awesome type of person who is true to all his friends. You'll always find him telling the truth no matter what. he is unique so when you find a Cornelio hold on to him, he won't let you down for an awesome night.

Girl: have you met Cornelio? Omg he's so cute and so fun to hang with.

Cornelio by Aka Hilfiger July 19, 2017

cornholio

One who requires TP for his bunghole

When you have the schlitts, it is common to pull your shirt over your head and say "I am the Great Cornholio. I need TP for my bunghole!"

cornholio by Anonymous October 12, 2002

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026