Cornhole cut

Shaving around your butthole so your farts sound different.

Dude, I was taking a shower and used my wife's razor to manscape, gave myself a cornhole cut and now my farts sound wierd.

Cornhole cut by Golf 3 July 16, 2020

Popcorn Kernel Corn Hole Cutter 

When you overindulge on popcorn either at home or at the movies. Then have to drop a duce and the terd is full of popcorn kernel shells that tear up your sink wrinkle.

Korben’s asshole was on fire after releasing a Popcorn Kernel Corn Hole Cutter.

Popcorn Kernel Corn Hole Cutter by Phat Paulie August 6, 2025