Corn goblins are antivaxxers dwelling in the Midwestern region of the United States. Corn goblins are typically seen in crowded public spaces without a mask.
“Did you hear about that dude that got duct taped on that Frontier Airlines Flight?”
“Yeah, he was some corn goblin from Ohio or some shit.”
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.