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Corey Story 

noun- When someone confidently makes such a ridiculous lie up that everyone in the room is just waiting to pounce and call them on the bullshit. Usually upon the call of the bluff the storyteller will continue to dig himself deeper into the lie.
Corey Story: Arnold Swartzenager was a huge porn star before he became famous. How do you think he got started?

Everyone in room: Uh I think you're full of shit man. I think we would've heard of that if that were true.

Corey Story: No man I'm 100% positive. He did a lot of scenes. I thought everyone knew that. It's a known fact that he was a porn star. Duh!

Everyone: We've just googled it and you're full of shit.

Corey Story: No man it's totally true I read it somewhere.

Everyone: No you didn't. You made it up. You lose. Shut the fuck up.

Andrew Carey Story 

A story which has no point, no purpose and no relevance to the conversation, overall boring. A typical response to an Andrew Carey Story is “Thanks Andrew”
I wonder if I should go out for dinner tonight or stay in.
Thanks Andrew.
This is a classic example of an Andrew Carey Story

Stokey Cokey 

Regional variation of the popular playground game the 'Hokey Cokey'.

A large mound of cocaine is formed on the ground, which is typically achieved by the participating children pooling their stashes.

The players then form a ring around the pile of charlie and chant "Ohhhh, the Stokey Cokey", while holding hands and rhythmically centring in and out on the drug.

Whenever the players are in proximity of the mound, they are encouraged to snuffle as much chalk as possible before the ring expands outside of reach.

Not to be confused with the "Cokey Stokey", a similar game usually played by the upper classes, in which a drug addled man from Stoke is placed in the centre of the group and taunted by similar chants and motions.
"Fancy a game of Stokey Cokey?"
Stokey Cokey by tarmac April 21, 2005