Corey Story

noun- When someone confidently makes such a ridiculous lie up that everyone in the room is just waiting to pounce and call them on the bullshit. Usually upon the call of the bluff the storyteller will continue to dig himself deeper into the lie.

Corey Story: Arnold Swartzenager was a huge porn star before he became famous. How do you think he got started?

Everyone in room: Uh I think you're full of shit man. I think we would've heard of that if that were true.

Corey Story: No man I'm 100% positive. He did a lot of scenes. I thought everyone knew that. It's a known fact that he was a porn star. Duh!

Everyone: We've just googled it and you're full of shit.

Corey Story: No man it's totally true I read it somewhere.

Everyone: No you didn't. You made it up. You lose. Shut the fuck up.

Corey Story by sportmike007@yahoo.com July 15, 2009

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Andrew Carey Story

A story which has no point, no purpose and no relevance to the conversation, overall boring. A typical response to an Andrew Carey Story is “Thanks Andrew”

I wonder if I should go out for dinner tonight or stay in.
Thanks Andrew.
This is a classic example of an Andrew Carey Story

Andrew Carey Story by Wee Mitch June 15, 2018

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Corey storey

Weirdest rhyming name in the whole world

U don’t want to meet a Corey storey he will be mean to u and call u horrible names and u would wish u would have never met him

Have u heard of Corey storey he is the weirdest name in the world

Corey storey by Csuufjdhdjdjd May 6, 2020

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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