Copachang 

nounverbadjective Describes pretty much everything. As if Ka Powie! or Sha bam! Means a feeling and is pretty much decided on tone. Usually for a noise or something that happened or an ending instead of using and yea.. you say copachang.

it was just lyke COPACHANG yo.

Copachang by Bby_doll. July 6, 2008

Amy Coathanger Barrett

The worst bitch on this planet. Welcome to Gilead and blessed be the fruit. Expand the fucking court.

Amy Coathanger Barrett can’t even list the five freedoms guaranteed in the first amendment. She shouldn’t be on the Supreme Court.

Amy Coathanger Barrett by shht October 31, 2020

Coathanger 

A particularly vicious punch to the gut, as effective on pregnant women as a coathanger abortion.

My girlfriend told me she was pregnant the other day, so I gave her the ol' coathanger.

I got into a fight last night, I got coathangered and spent the next 10 minutes coughing up blood.

Coathanger by Fluffyudders February 15, 2019

LSU Coaching 

No change in game plan even in face of failed strategy.

Fan 1: Why are we still fouling a guy that is hot at the line?

Fan 2: Idk, seems like LSU coaching to me.

LSU Coaching by curbyfit January 18, 2012

Hot-ass Coathanger 

Beater of Prostitutes, weapon of Pimps.

A coathanger heated up and used to beat a prostitute for disobeying the rules of the pimp.

-"Hey, Dad, why does mom have marks all over her body?"
-"I'm not your dad, but she fell on a hot-ass coathanger"

-"Damn, Sharon, why not just take the whole $100?"
-"I'll get beaten by my pimp's hot-ass coathanger, that's why, Ilene!"

Hot-ass Coathanger by Black Dynamite March 16, 2010

Coathanger Tan

The tan received after going on a vacation to get an abortion.

After the condom broke, Genna came back from Miami with a coathanger tan.

Coathanger Tan by Miami Bob May 5, 2020

backseat coaching 

When overprotective parents, grandparents or homosexual cousins of players yell demands from the stands, becnhes, or observational area which disrupt the entire game, piss off the coach and tear the conventional moral fabric of sportsmanship.

(Unatheleitc six year old kicks the ball into their own goal)

Overcompetitve masochistic alpha male (father): JESUS F***ING CHRIST JENNY. THIS ISNT F****ING RECESS!!! YOU'RE A COMPLETE FAILURE F**K!

Coach: Jesus, this is just AYSO we're not actually playing soccer!

Stever Irwin: Here we have the primitive backseat coaching father, who never acheived anything significant in life so he takes it out on his seeds.

backseat coaching by thatonekidwhoreallyisntfunny March 14, 2011