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Coonskin cap 

A female pubic hair style that consists of a large frontal bush with a connecting thin bush that trails over her taint and up her gluteal cleft; thus, resembling the hat fashioned from the skin and fur of a raccoon. The "coonskin cap" was a popular style among women in the mid to late nineteenth century and 1970s, and is commonly seen in retro pornography.
Your mom's coonskin cap makes her vagina look like Davy Crockett.
Coonskin cap by hot whiskey July 11, 2010
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Coonskin Cap 

The act of defecating directly atop a person's head.
When your sister was sleeping, I gave her a Coonskin Cap.
Coonskin Cap by Sir SwizzleStix December 3, 2019
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Coon-Skin Cap

The act of placing one's testicles on someone's forehead, stretching one's taint over the top of someone's head, and hanging one's penis off the back of the recipients head, thus resembling a coon-skin cap worn by Davy Crockett.
"Hey, lets give my brother-in-law a coon-skin cap when he falls asleep! Then we can post pictures of it on facebook!"

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008