by joluam August 8, 2007
The Mexican version of Coondawg...the Coonperro displays similar traits of his American counterpart. Tequilla may or may not have an effect on Coon-perro but he hopes it has an effect on the younger senoritas that vacation in Mexico.
Coon-perro suffers from both a midlife crisis and a sexual confusion when confronted with ANYONE in a bathing suit. Posting pictures of himself in hot tubs with young tourists on Facebook furthers the concern. Its an embarassing situation at best. Only to be deflected by insane rants and random facts about Henry Paulson. Fear the educated man.
Coon-perro suffers from both a midlife crisis and a sexual confusion when confronted with ANYONE in a bathing suit. Posting pictures of himself in hot tubs with young tourists on Facebook furthers the concern. Its an embarassing situation at best. Only to be deflected by insane rants and random facts about Henry Paulson. Fear the educated man.
Monica: "Awwwwwk-ward!!!! Shout out to the guy who tried to pick up me and my father at the pool today #awkward #gay #waterpolo #coon-perro #doglips #headoutthewindow #midlife crisis
Andy: "Check me out with chicks...im not gay" #b.s. #lying #gay #snoopy #tight waterpolo swim trunks #rainbow #harlem #Henry Paulson #midlife crisis #im cool really i am.
Andy: "Check me out with chicks...im not gay" #b.s. #lying #gay #snoopy #tight waterpolo swim trunks #rainbow #harlem #Henry Paulson #midlife crisis #im cool really i am.
by waterpoloisgay July 2, 2013
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by newgirl530 September 22, 2011
1. A camel coon has a small pp. This (often Arabic) dude thinks he is the shit. But you know... He is simply shit, trash. Utter rubbish. This man will slap a camels ass and try to eat it. Like the camel will not assrape him with a strapon for his attempts
2. Camel cooning. Slapping your homies ass with your balls.
2. Camel cooning. Slapping your homies ass with your balls.
1. Stephan stop being such a camel coon, ease up on the camels ass and get a girlfriend.
2. Joel, stop camel cooning on Kyan.
2. Joel, stop camel cooning on Kyan.
by Zromelussy dealership December 27, 2022
A word used when describing an unspecific length of time.
Generally used instead of:
"It's been a long time"
"I haven't been here in a while"
Generally used instead of:
"It's been a long time"
"I haven't been here in a while"
"I haven't seen you in a coons age, Jacob. "
"Man, I haven't drank this much in a coons age."
"It's been a coons age, hasn't it."
"Man, I haven't drank this much in a coons age."
"It's been a coons age, hasn't it."
by Tbo8 August 24, 2017
The act a tweaker does when left alone in an abandoned or occupied dwelling or vessel or vehicle in which the tweaker will open any unopened container, box, drawers, cabinets, closets, attic, garage etc. to go through ones contents and spread them about looking for anything that resembles a flashlight, a aux cord, any kind of phone charging cord, charging box, power bank any USB plug ins or OTG cables anything for cell phones, torch lighters and Bic lighters
Look at Nikki coon cackin that whole house you know she is tweaking to be coon cackin that guy’s place who O.D. Today And died.
by Almightynessgemini August 31, 2020