Cool Ranch

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Cool Ranch is the smegma underneath a man’s foreskin of his penis.

A popular term in the southwestern part of PA

Rick: Dude, she licked the cool ranch off my dick!
Kyle: Bro.. that’s disgusting.

Cool Ranch by Callumsbabymom22 December 5, 2025

Words you can keep

Cool Ranch Doritos

Quite possibly the greatest snack food of all time. You may start with a whole bag, but after a movie or just browsing the internet, you may find the bag nearly empty.

Guy: Hey what'cha got there?

Girl: Oh, just some Cool Ranch Doritos

Guy: Holy shit, those things are amazing, give me some!

Girl: No way, get your own!

Cool Ranch Doritos by prawnt July 6, 2010

Cool ranch doritos

The greatest of the greatest the god of the demi gods coolranch doritos are the best flavor of doritos better than all the other flavors of doritos

I love Cool ranch doritos

Who doesn't love Cool ranch doritos

Cool ranch doritos by Sauceykek May 2, 2021

Cool Ranch Tiger playa-hater

A fat frat boy who sits on his ass watching discovery channel programs on tigers and eating massive amounts of Cool Ranch doritos and drink massive amounts of health shakes. He constantly gos on safari and cockblocks the tigers.

wow that guys a real Cool Ranch Tiger playa-hater!

Cool Ranch Tiger playa-hater by foooswagga February 9, 2010

cool ranch Icarus

When a person ends up getting a great bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, but doesn't feel very well after eating the doritos.

OctopusCaveman: I don't feel so good
PresidentTightrhymes: You flew too close to the sun, Cool Ranch Icarus

cool ranch Icarus by bored_ September 10, 2022

Cool Ranch Pudding

The cold cum of a hobo

I was sitting on the bench at the bus stop when a homeless man snuck up on me from behind and deposited his cool ranch pudding on my shoulder.

Cool Ranch Pudding by CowboyChance February 27, 2021

Cool Ranch Cum Shot

Sticking your penis in a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, and quickly ejaculating into a partners mouth. Thus making the load taste like Cool Ranch Doritos.

"My girl got caught me with my dick in a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, so she asked me for a Cool Ranch Cum Shot."

Cool Ranch Cum Shot by SorryINukedYou May 7, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026