Cooktail Hour

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This will be our cooktail hour drink!! We would be stupid sloppy drunk and burn all the damn food!! We should send that to the Urban Dictionary.

Cooktail hour. The hour before you start cooking where you drink some type of fruity alcholic concoction to get you in the mood to cook. Usually done on a busy holiday like Thanksgiving when you have a lot of dishes to prepare.

T: Hey lil sis, did you put the turkey in? It’s almost cooktail hour.

K: yeah big sis, let’s throw a couple back before we start mashing the potatoes!

Cooktail Hour by KC, MFD & Big Sister T December 8, 2007

Words you can keep

Cocktail hour

An hour of the day, usually 5-6PM in which you’re meant to make cocktails and get drunk on them

I’m thirsty. I’m gonna have cocktail hour.

Cocktail hour by Someone who is WAY TOO bored May 14, 2020

Cocktail hour

The time of day when a man wants his cock sucked. It's easy to indicate their desire by even sending an invitation.

Hey Jane, stop by at 8pm tonight. It's cocktail hour.

Or

My favorite time of night is when I sit on the sofa with my honey and watch TV. I know it's cocktail hour.

Cocktail hour by Sandria Mueve Lo March 10, 2024

Cocktail hour

The time of the day when a man wants his cock sucked. It's easy to indicate their desire by even sending an invitation.

Hey Jane, stop by at 8pm tonight, it's cocktail hour.

Or

My favorite time of the night is when I sit on the sofa with my honey and watch TV. I know it's cocktail hour.

Cocktail hour by Sandria Mueve Lo March 10, 2024

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026