Cooking the dog

When your ex girlfriend/boyfriend makes up a bullshit story to get you jealous so you'll want to get back with them. See also Fatal Attraction - boiling the rabbit

Crystal was cooking the dog when she told you your best friend was drunk and hitting on her.

Cooking the dog by anonymous June 9, 2021

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Cooking the dog

Furiously masturbating.

John: "Dude, what are you doing?"

Furious masturbator: "Cooking the dog bro."

Cooking the dog by Lao_Tzu January 23, 2015

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choking the dog

Inserting an object into your ass while masturbating.

I used a flashlight while choking the dog today before work

choking the dog by SStampley July 21, 2013

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