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Meat Cookie 

1. A cookie made of meat that typically has cheese inside it. Best served warm.

2. Slang for Animal Cracker.
"Meat Cookies are best served with melted cheese."

"That Meat Cookie was in the shape of a camel."
Meat Cookie by Urban Philosopher November 23, 2009

Meat Cookie 

A crispy possibly crunchy hamburger with the texture of a two month old samoan cookie found between the crack of your couch.
Can I take your order?

Yea, I'll take a double meat cookie with bacon, lettuce, tomato, and onion.
Meat Cookie by T.J. Dubz June 17, 2008

meat cookie 

A trick cookie that is made of meat so when a Catholic eats it on a Friday during lent they go to hell.
Man, that Bill gave me a meat cookieon Good Friday. I had to say 15 Haily Mary's just to apologize to the Lord. I am not going to hell
meat cookie by bigdkA July 9, 2016

meat cookie 

A very dense, foul bowel movement.
After eating Taco Bell, Shana baked up a mean batch of meat cookies.
meat cookie by Uhlyssah February 26, 2008

meat cookie 

a really thick penis, not nessarily long but wide and round
"my dicks' not the 18 inch monster, but its volume is the same."

"my cock isnt a meat stick, its a meat cookie"

18(pi * 3"^2) meat stick= my dick 6(pi * 8"^2) mathematically
meat cookie by SmG6 March 2, 2007

Meat cookie 

A female with a fat or thick vagina
I can't wait to get a peice of her meat cookie, any women can have a camel toe but only a few have a meat cookie.
Meat cookie by The carnivore December 2, 2023
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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