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Cookie Crisp 

A type of wedgie where you shove a cookie down the back of someone's underwear and when you pull them up the cookie breaks in half and all the crumbs go down the victim's asshole.
Cookie Crisp by terrets guy December 9, 2009

Cookie Crisp 

The equivalent of trix with a wolf instead of the rabbit. Appears in kids magazines once a month at least
If I could just get my hands on that Coo-ooo-kie Crisp!
Cookie Crisp by TinTower May 6, 2004

Cookie Crisp 

The act of sitting on your partner's face and farting into his/her mouth. Moments later, you and your partner kiss with open mouths.
We went to the Chicken Ranch, for my buddy's bachelor party. I asked the hooker if I could get a plumpkin for $50. She said "No, but you can get a Cookie Crisp." "Deal!" I proclaimed.
Cookie Crisp by Mike-a-loeb December 19, 2004

cookie crisp 

cookie crisp is when your in a moment of total boredom with the opposite sex, you then partake in the cookie crisp dance. the male puts his legs between the legs of the female and sways. the idea is that the man looks like a total bad man with his wife. the lyrics of the song are as goes.
" cookie crisp all up in here, cookie crisp all up in here, cookie crisp all up in here, my cookie crisp all up in here. a my cookie my cookie my cookie crisp all up in here" and so on...
This dance is best performed infront of a mirror.
on a rainy/thundery, cold day. when there's nothing better to do then say 'hey lets do the cookie crisp dance'
cookie crisp by EssDec August 12, 2010

cookie crisp 

ew that girls hat is so cookie crisp!
cookie crisp by nicole weltzien December 17, 2008

cookie crisp 

The sexual act preformed when the male pulls out of the vagina and releases his semen on the womans face accompanied by a quick turn-around and immediate emmitance of explosive diarrhea all over the woman.
Poor Jane got the cookie crisp right after Mexican night.

Biff "Yo man, whaddya do last night?"
Bobby "CoooOOOOOOOOOkie CRISP!!"