Cooked it

(Colloquial Australian) When you attempt to do something, eg kicking a footy or flirting with a girl and you stuff up really badly, almost like burning a meal

Fred: Kick us the ball mate
Frank: Eh sure

Frank: *absolutely shanks it*
Frank: (Under breath) oh I've cooked it
Fred: Frank you hoon

by mcmurtle April 29, 2019

cooked

A protean term that is used to convey an evaluative judgment of a thing or a state of affairs. Something that is "cooked" may be very good, very bad, or somewhere in between. The adjective may readily carry further nuances, depending on the context.

The word otherwise does not lend itself to exhaustive definition in the abstract. Its meaning in any particular situation – or whether it has a precise meaning at all – depends heavily on the speaker's subjective purpose. Ascertainment of that meaning requires considering the use of the word in its broader conversational context.

"Oh man, that class was so cooked."

by Commercial realities November 15, 2019

cook

to slander someones physical attributes in a profound or abbrupt manner

yo irby im bout to cook ya lil ugly ass boy u look like jabba the hut

by that nigga D September 2, 2008

cooked

Someone who is awfully tired and needs to get some sleep. Often caused by excessive drinking and partying.

You're cooked, go home and go to bed.

by Hu Jia September 17, 2004

cooked

to smoke marijuana and get very high

man i am so cooked i just smoked an ounce doobie

by cody watier January 4, 2006

Cooked

To be cooked;
When someone has caused obvious brain trauma due to over usage of illicit substances. They have "cooked" their brain.

"That bitch is cooked, I haven't seen her in weeks and she just lost her shit at me over nothing!"

by myladythemistress January 18, 2010

Cooking

A word to describe the act of making methamphetamines

He was arrested for cooking

by Elissa.marie June 15, 2008