coogans

being shocked. you could not believe what the hell was going on.

gollygeewilikers

you: My car just got towed.
me : Coogans!

by wowzassss April 7, 2008

Coogans Bluff

When you are about to have sex with your girlfriend, when out of nowhere Clint Eastwood walks in and has his way with your chick. After he is done he gets up, dusts off his pants, and leaves while giving you a charming wink.

DUDE! I got the Coogans Bluff pulled on me last night. It wasn't cool.

by coogan crew May 2, 2006

Coogan Spatula

When Steve Coogan flips waffle fries or any unprepared frozen meal or treat with his dick-hole.

Hey Steve, make sure to Coogan Spatula those waffle fries well.

by Sheepy 9 December 19, 2013

Cooganator

A predator of the concrete jungle; a sexivore, whose prey is the wanton female.

A male who asks no quarter and takes no prisoners in the insatiable pursuit of further sexual conquest

JC: "Give me five minutes, two Jagerbombs and I'll be taking that chick over there up the wrong 'un"

DDR: "You are the Cooganator!"

by antonyjagerbomb May 25, 2012

billy coogan

Huge asshole who only cares about football and money, Yet he never has any money or played football.

"Man don't be a billy Coogan about it"

by Haterrrrrrzzz December 17, 2013

Cooganism

Irish history written from an Irish Republican perspective, i.e. in the style of the Irish historian and journalist, Tim Pat Coogan.

Historians often write from a particular perspective ; Cooganism is Irish history written from an Irish Republican perspective, as is typical of the writings of Tim Pat Coogan.

by A.Byrne December 24, 2009

clogans froth

Words used when what is truly needed to say is inappropriate; also used when no other words can describe the situation.

"Clogans Froth! (Oh shit!) I just fell for the invisible staple again"

"Go Clogans that Froth"

"Your clogans froth smells like vinegar!"

by Poop Crew October 7, 2012