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control panel cheese 

When a woman's underwear are either taken off, on floor, or in hamper control panel facing out and there is a cheese dot sour cream looking stain (like cheezy-mustard).
OMG her panties were on the floor in the bathroom with control panel cheese on them. . . it looked like old cream cheese!

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' 

a novel way to start offering advice and easy solutions to complex problems
Example 1:

I don't know what to do - my boyfriend can't stop turning his head at anything in a short dress and stilettos. I find it really humiliating.

ah yes, go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then adjust his horndog settings to what you'd like them to be

Example 2:

what are we going to do about the energy crisis and global warming?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings', click on 'energy efficiency' and then next to that you'll see 'make the world a lot more energy efficient'

Example 3:

How do I stop my boyfriend from farting so much?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then 'flatulence'...

Chernobyl Control Panel 

When there are all the warning signs which you ignore until its too late, the situation then goes critical and blows up in your face.

Typically relates to men chasing women that are just no good, who ignore all the warning signs and red flags only to find out that they are in fact a gold digger.
Dude 1: Oh had such a good weekend with Catherine
Dude 2: Really ?
Dude 1: Yeah, ended up paying for it tho, from the taxi there to the taxi back, drinks, dinner, lent her some money etc
Dude 2: Man, this is more than a reg flag situation, you have yourself a Chernobyl Control Panel.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026