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yolo contendere

Basically a "no contest" plea, but you're not guilty because YOLO!!!

In court, a plea of "Nolo contendere" means that you admit the prosecution has enough evidence to convict you, but don't admit guilt. "YOLO contendere" is similar, except you have the excuse that you did it because YOLO! and should thus be set free.
Judge: You are charged with driving a stolen BMW into a hotel swimming pool while high on narcotics. How does the defendant plead?

Millennial: "I plead YOLO contendere. It was wicked fun."
by UnoriginalHandleWTF April 15, 2020
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Nolo Contendere

A plea by which you are not contesting the evidence or charge against you, and yet the judge is still going to find you not guilty.....because he feels like what you have been through is traumatizing enough.
You can either plead guilty, not guilty, or nolo contendere which means........
by teamroper233 March 10, 2023
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Double ender contender

A two way device used for sexual reasons
Joey & Chubb love their double ender contender
by BZDS PG July 5, 2010
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conTinder

a candidate found in the matched list of suitors of the increasingly popular pseudo speed dating/just plain ole hookup app Tinder

a top conTinder: one of those suitors found at the top of said matched list, due to frequent text conversation
It's always nice to wake up to a new list of conTinders.

"Yea, he has a picture of his dog, a picture of him doing manly outdoorsy things, and all of his pics are taken by other people, definitely a top conTinder on my list."
"Hmm, my top conTinders take selfies, have beach bods, and are dtf."
by McNullty February 28, 2013
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asbo contenders

An individual who seems to be wanting to recieve/ Is in contention to recieve an Anti Social Behavioural Order (ASBO)
A youth who is seen commiting an Anti Social act such as Riding his/ her mini motorbike or spitting in the street.
by fishthatwalks September 1, 2005
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Continder

After you deactivate your tinder account because you’re questioning your life decisions, but finally get horny enough that you decide to reactivate.
I kinda hate myself but I am going to continder. Bad dates are better than no dates right??
by Sylie January 14, 2018
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Contentenentment

a state of happiness and satisfaction for ones own personality analysis.
Molly was struggling to spell continent but she was contentenentment.
by uh.noodles May 17, 2023
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