Connie Swail Share definition Flag An older female virgin, as in the movie Dragnet. I was really into her until I found out she was a Connie Swail. I don't want that kind of pressure. Connie Swail by ATMofMN March 11, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Connie Swail mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch