When you know that shit doesn’t feel the same with one, but you’ve slipped one past the goalie in the past and you can’t tell her the last time you got your shit tested so she’s super gay about it and makes you wear a condom.
"When was the last time you got tested?"
"No clue."
"And you're already a dad?"
"Yes."
"Looks like we go a condom conundrum on our hands here."
"No clue."
"And you're already a dad?"
"Yes."
"Looks like we go a condom conundrum on our hands here."
by Old Bae December 3, 2017