Computer virus

A computer virus is a type of malicious software, it can take on many forms. from a fake antivirus software to a trojan.

There are 3 critical stages to a virus

The infection

The payload

The execution phase

The infection stage starts when the user getting the virus installs the virus on the target's computer

The payload activates when the infection mechanism executes the virus

The execution starts when the payload is released.

Guy 1: *installs a virus*

Antivirus: You have a virus.

Guy 1: removes the virus

Guy 1: learns to never install computer viruses from phishy websites

Computer virus by pejafme February 2, 2019

Computer Virus

1.) Any program on your computer that reproduces its code
2.) Any program on your computer that completely fucks it up and disables its ability to work properly
3.) A said program that you probably got when you opened an e-mail you didn't know who it was from or downloaded something that you didn't know what it was
4.) Windows

Person 1: My computer keeps crashing, I think it has a virus.
Person 2: Did you open any emails you recieved from a stranger?
1: No.
2: Did you download any strange files?
1: No.
2: Are you running Windows?
1: Yes.

Computer Virus by Definition DemonX October 9, 2004

Computer virus

A common type of malicious software (malware) that, when executed, replicates itself by inserting copies (possibly modified) into other computer programs, data files or the hard drive's boot sector; if this replication succeeds, the affected areas by it are often said to be "infected". Viruses often perform some types of harmful activities on infected hosts, such as stealing hard drive's space or the CPU time, accessing private/sensitive information, displaying political or humorous messages on the user's screen, spamming their contacts, or logging user's keystrokes. However, not all viruses carry destructive payloads or attempts to hide.

A good majority of them target computers running Windows.

Computer viruses currently cause billions of dollars worth of economic damage. In response, when it was during the 90's decade, it led to the emergence of the billion-dollar antivirus industry, selling anti-malware protection to users.

The Melissa macro virus is the most famous computer virus that appeared on spring of 1999. Other well-known viruses also appeared as well.

Computer virus by Ryan900USAYT August 29, 2022

Computer Virus

See "Microsoft Windows"

The most widespread computer virus in the world, "Microsoft Windows"!

Computer Virus by x135 November 19, 2023

Computer Virus

A Computer Software/Application that fucks with the files on your computer.

When you install the virus, it begins to birth out it's offspring onto all of your files. The Offspring will coat these files in a subsequent amount of dung. Once the files are fully coated, they will then be sent to the Overlord of the computer Viruses. The Overlord takes his time, but he will, and I repeat, WILL!!! Do anything in his power to fuck all of your files, and it's your job to make sure that doesn't happen. Home gay

Computer Virus by SlungLectDung May 12, 2024

National computer virus day 

today is the one day a year that it’s absolutely needed for you to get a computer virus on your computer

November 19 is National Computer virus day! it’s my favorite day because I get an excuse to put horrible virus on my computer and I can’t get in trouble with my mom!

National computer virus day by Lemveon November 19, 2021

homeless computer virus 

If someone speaks like a robot, they're a homeless computer virus.
If they move like an animatronic, they are also a homeless computer virus.

- beep boop skadoo bep geek

DUDE HE'S A HOMELESS COMPUTER VIRUS

homeless computer virus by SlibbyDiddy February 24, 2021