A computer is the word used by children under ten to represent a laptop.
Kid: Hey wanna see what games I have on my computer?

Me: You mean laptop...

Kid: Yeah my computer!
by P0tat0ZZ April 10, 2018
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A gadget made out of wires, and copper, for stalking and hunting people.

A horrible mistake and should be banished
''Hey! He's Watching Porn On his multiple Computer's!''
by Cock-Ball-Torture January 14, 2021
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A box of "virtual" things and cat-fishers

Epilepsy and ligma is also in a computer
Bob: bro dat computes a alien ware

Joe: Hes gonna get Ligma

Computer = evil
by Dabbed_ON February 15, 2019
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Weird little machine that goes whir whir and beep beep beep.
I don't know how to use the Interwebsite or how to search Boogle or post on Twiddle or Bookface, or how to add words to Diction Urbanary, I barely know know what a computer is supposed to smell like.
by Seshie November 06, 2019
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