A place where you can get college credit for less money and then transfer over to a real college after you complete a bunch of required courses and then you get your degree.
Dumbass: "Pshh, community college is for dumb people, I go to a state school"
Smart Community College Student: "I'm getting the same credit for way less money, good luck with all that extra owed money on loans dipshit."
Smart Community College Student: "I'm getting the same credit for way less money, good luck with all that extra owed money on loans dipshit."
by tony acuna's mom February 21, 2008
A place for "higher learning" that students attend after high school. Students who attend community colleges generally 1) did bad in high school and could not get accepted anywhere else 2) went to a university and dropped out/kicked out due to inadequate grades and then signed up for a community college 3) a lot of older students ages 18-25 (most have jobs, some have kids) 4) students who never got a high school diploma, are 30 or 40 years old, and are just now deciding to get their GED 5) and lastly, there are SOME bright students who attend community college due to financial reasons (me being one of them), but yeah for the most part community colleges suck there is no social life, most students commute and attend class then go home right away, campus is ugly, no dorms, no frats or sororities, a lot of students smoke, in my CC there is a gym, but access is only granted to students who play for the school (thats bullshit), and finally the classes are completely dumbed down. They are so dumbed down it is literally impossible to not get an A if you attend every class and are not late often. Very LOW standards, you won't learn much. Anybody can get in.
Superman: Hey what did you score on your exam ?
Batman: 105%
Superman: Wow, you must be really smart.
Batman: No I just attend community college. I studied about 45 minutes for my exam which was worth 15 percent of my grade and still managed a 105 percent due to all the extra credit I got on the exam.
Batman: 105%
Superman: Wow, you must be really smart.
Batman: No I just attend community college. I studied about 45 minutes for my exam which was worth 15 percent of my grade and still managed a 105 percent due to all the extra credit I got on the exam.
by College Kid who hates CC November 30, 2012
A lower education which 1.5 million students in the U.S. attend. You can earn a useless associate degree and become a college loser and earn a bad paying job. Also students from around the world attend. Community college professors lack real world experience and some have graduated from the least prestigious University's in the states. Most community college's are even worse than some University's in terms of professors, cost, class size, and learning environment.
" A Community College student has two worst selling unpublished books, a passport without stamps from around the world. His real life world experience and knowledge was because he got a poor education at a Community College."
"A person who attends the most prestigious University right after high school has just bought out Google."
"A person who attends the most prestigious University right after high school has just bought out Google."
by college man586937 May 8, 2009
Yo niggah, highschool was so hard, but now that I'm unemployed and going to a community college things are easy.
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Niggah 1: Yo I thought college was going to be hard
Niggah 2: Niggah please, you go to a community college, you ain't shit.
Niggah 1: (Shanks Niggah #2 dead)
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Niggah 1: Yo I thought college was going to be hard
Niggah 2: Niggah please, you go to a community college, you ain't shit.
Niggah 1: (Shanks Niggah #2 dead)
by IllestStreetBrawla November 26, 2006
A crappy educational institution where virtually anyone can enter. Pretty much any nutcase or dumbass can join. Most people in community colleges are butthurt wannabe SJWs that are ultra politically correct to the point of retardation, but however, people such as rednecks, hillbillies, racists and other morons can also join.
by Wahrsager350 July 22, 2015
A place where one supposedly furthers his educational prowess after High School and at the end can receive either an AA degree or transfer to a 4-year university. These places can be nice but the majority of them are pretty terrible. They allow virtually anyone into the schools, even if the people are members of the Westboro Baptist Church, the Ku Klux Klan, members of cults such as Scientology, or uneducated, uncultured rednecks. They seriously can't turn anyone down since most of these places are located in politically correct places that's filled to the core with morons.
A community college is a place where the majority of lazy people, insane people and stupid people can be found mostly congregating and these places allow anyone into admission. Being in these places can cause your IQ to drop.
by Digital Preacher December 30, 2015
A higher education which 1.5 million students in the U.S. attend. You can earn a associate degree and become a college junior and earn a good paying job. Also students from around the world attend. Community college professors have real world experience and some have graduated from the most prestigious University's in the states. Some community college's are even better than some University's in terms of professors, cost, class size, and learning environment.
" A Community College student has two best selling published books, a passport with stamps from around the world. His real life world experience and knowledge was because he got an education at a Community College."
"A person who attends the most prestigious University right after high school is working at Star Bucks trying to make ends meet"
"A person who attends the most prestigious University right after high school is working at Star Bucks trying to make ends meet"
by I speak Latin August 25, 2008