Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? 

Sir, I said it, sir!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? by JSSRocket July 26, 2020

A Communist's Sickle 

The painful boner of a person who originally thought masturbating back to back was a good a idea who instantly regrets their decision from the painful boner that they can't get rid of. Realizing that masturbating THIS effectively was only good in theory.

Guy 1: So how was last night?

Guy 2: Not good man. She blue-balled me so I went home and ended up getting a Communist's Sickle.

A Communist's Sickle by Rasputin's Dirty Laundry February 17, 2014

Schrödinger's Communist 

The description of any leftist (for the most part) that describes the non-sequitur used by ignorant or otherwise unknowledgeable right-wingers.

The fallacy is that somehow, in the minds of the right-winger (who, for the record, most likely has no actual idea what Socialism is) people who support Socialism/Communism are lazy and weak, but also have the idea that Socialism/Communism is when the people are overworked or are "forced to work for extensive periods of time"

An example of a natural case of Schrödinger's Socialist can be found when somebody says this,

"It's a murderous ideology for lazy bags of shit who play video games all day..." then go on to say, "...yet they somehow think working for inhumane hours and doing hard labor is how we should live."

In summary, a non-sequitur commonly spouted by ignorant conservatives who think the red-scare hasn't ended.

P1: "Man, make up your mind, are we lazy or wanting to be overworked?"

P2: "Seems like a case of Schrödinger's Communist!"

Schrödinger's Communist by Lumicatto October 27, 2020

communist supermarket 

A poorly-stocked supermarket with large amounts of empty shelf space.

This supermarket has so many empty shelves that I'd swear it was a communist supermarket

communist supermarket by adirudi October 18, 2009

communist shuffle 

two Russians beating each other off while watching a bear ejaculate

i caught my neighbor doing the communist shuffle

communist shuffle by hillary sponge August 27, 2017

Communist Shower 

When you get a large amount of cooked or uncooked rice thrown at you from a minimum of two feet from where you are standing.

I went to glens wedding and at the end they totally gave him and his wife a Communist Shower!

I tried to steal rice from a rice field in China, but they caught, beat me up, then finished it off with a Communist Shower.

Communist Shower by Cike_Maballero October 21, 2010

Communist Scum 

A highly offensive term aimed at people who have Communist beliefs or is a Communist. The term was first seen written on the back of a math journal.

Jackson is a Communist Scum because he easily recognizes the Soviet Theme at anytime and anywhere.

Communist Scum by DEADMEMEGOAT May 19, 2018