commodian

a person who always tells crappy jokes, usually at the most inopportune time.

Steevus always tries to humor us, but he always ends up sounding like a commodian.

by joel blatnicky July 30, 2007

commodian

Someone who excels at toilet humor.

That woman is a straight-up natural commodian, having told toilet jokes since she first popped outta the womb!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019

Commodian

A shitty or crappy comedian

I went to a comedy club for open mic. Unfortunately, most performers were commodians, not funny at all.

by Hifiguy666 November 13, 2025

The Ultimate Comedian's Revenge

Heckling the heckler. The revenge for said comedian is going to the heckler's workplace and bothering THEM while they work.

George: "You should go down to where she works and heckle her."
Jerry: "Isn't that the Ultimate Comedian's Revenge? Heckling the heckler."

by Shaunn L. October 13, 2008

Commodity Body

A term used on Indian reservations to denote a person who is extremely overweight. Obesity is quite common on American Indian reservations due largely in part to the consumption of monthly USDA commodities under the Food Distribution Program on Indian Reservations (FDPIR) for low-income American Indian households.

Hey Delbert, look at that fry bread girl….she has a major commodity body! I would love to snag her for the 49!

by Puffy Face Grace July 7, 2008

Commotional

When an event is stimultaneously chaotic and emotional

The craziness of packing to move and saying goodbye to good friends has been very commotional.

by TiffMoo June 2, 2017

female comedian

not a comedian

she is very unfunny she must be a female comedian

by male comedian July 27, 2020