commodian
commodian by joel blatnicky July 30, 2007
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commodian
That woman is a straight-up natural commodian, having told toilet jokes since she first popped outta the womb!
commodian by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019
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Commodian
I went to a comedy club for open mic. Unfortunately, most performers were commodians, not funny at all.
Commodian by Hifiguy666 November 13, 2025
The Ultimate Comedian's Revenge
Heckling the heckler. The revenge for said comedian is going to the heckler's workplace and bothering THEM while they work.
George: "You should go down to where she works and heckle her."
Jerry: "Isn't that the Ultimate Comedian's Revenge? Heckling the heckler."
Jerry: "Isn't that the Ultimate Comedian's Revenge? Heckling the heckler."
The Ultimate Comedian's Revenge by Shaunn L. October 13, 2008
Commodity Body
A term used on Indian reservations to denote a person who is extremely overweight. Obesity is quite common on American Indian reservations due largely in part to the consumption of monthly USDA commodities under the Food Distribution Program on Indian Reservations (FDPIR) for low-income American Indian households.
Hey Delbert, look at that fry bread girl….she has a major commodity body! I would love to snag her for the 49!
Commodity Body by Puffy Face Grace July 7, 2008
Commotional
Commotional by TiffMoo June 2, 2017
female comedian
female comedian by male comedian July 27, 2020
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