Commander Shepard

A former Spectre who has recently taken to swindling shopkeepers into giving him discounts.

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite store on the Citadel.

by thegoddamnsiege October 22, 2010

Commander Shepard

An extremely sexy individual who has seen more pussy than Pornhub

Commander Shepard: We'll bang okay?

by FuckHErRightInThePussy September 09, 2014

Commander Shepard

The most epic video game character. Ever. From the Mass Effect games.

I was playing Mass Effect yesterday, and Commander Shepard is the most epic character ever.

by rivertroll May 31, 2009

Commander shepard

Commander shepard is an epic character from mass effect, so epic that seeing him makes you go pawg

Bro 1: you can fight like a krogan, run like a leopard, but you'll never be better than commander shepard
Bro 2: stop quoting cool songs about video games made by miracle of sound

by Potato master420 April 16, 2021

Commander Joe Shepard

Commander Joe Shepard is Joe Mama as Commander Shepard. Joe is a silly goose that likes sand and Mass Effect.

Woah, that guy is a silly goose- he HAS to be Commander Joe Shepard.

by Crinsib November 08, 2021