Combuttle 

To think: or to process something

Friend: What are you doing right now?
You: I am just trying to combuttle right now, sorry
Friend: My bad, I didn't mean to interrupt your combuttling

Combuttle by furrbaby24 March 28, 2022

Mongolian Nut Combuster 

A sexual encounter involving 3 males. One fully naked man is standing with his scrotum dangling and his legs spread wide. The two others are wearing full Mongolian native tribal gear standing 10 yards away from the man. One is facing his front, and the other is facing his behind. They begin chanting, and when the chanting reaches a climax, they both charge head first and torpedo dive into male 1's nutsack causing a full explosion, Then males 2 and 3 use the blood and mutilated testicles to masturbate.

I cant believe i just gave my grandfather a Mongolian Nut Combuster!

Mongolian Nut Combuster by Dogfood11 April 4, 2017

teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted 

Is a phrase that has become popular after somebody posted on MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com) about translating the phrase "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!" to French and back again, and coming up with "Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted"

Billy: Today I rode a Unicorn
Some Other Guy: Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted

teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted by Somebody_Else October 26, 2009

combumbled 

This Word Is A Rare But Sick Ass Word. It Is A Cross Between Confused And Jumbled.

God Damn It Im So Combumbled

combumbled by Profe Tonta January 21, 2005

Combundled 

To confuse and combine ideas or objects into one uncertain concept.

At Walmart I attempted to arrange all of the combundled DVDs that were in the DVD container.

Combundled by Rebecca.Aaron November 1, 2015

Confuttled 

A feeling when you are uncomfortable with the situation you are in

"I'm real confuttled right now, like im not ok with this...but im ok with you"

-Lo 2018

Confuttled by Cman3.14159 October 13, 2019

Spontaneously self-combusted 

Usually said after relaying a chain of events to make them sound more interesting.

"Then I went to the computer and logged onto Facebook, and I suddenly spontaneously self-combusted."

Spontaneously self-combusted by ArticunoJynxNidorinaBeedril May 23, 2010