a sexual position. The female stands on her head and balances herself with her arms while the male stands and gives her cunnilingus and flaps her legs all around and violently. When the female cums, the males is to use the cum as a lube then fuck her in the same position, flapping his arms like a Condor.
Last night, I went from the Colombian Skyhawk to the Colombian Condor in one move. The bitch was down on her head and I was flapping her legs like I was in an updraft over the Andes, then when she came I jammed that shit in her and soared with the eagles!
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.