Columbian Comb-over

When one defecates on a partner's genitals. Then said partner proceeds to dab his genitals (Teabag) on boyfriend or girlfriend's head.

"Damn dude.. My balls smell like ass."

"Why is that?"

"Well. Things were getting a bit dull , so I thought I'd spice it up a bit with a. "Columbian Comb-over"

"Fuckin' A man?!"

by Metal Metal Rob December 29, 2009