Colton Day

A Colton Day, or to have a Colton Day, is to masturbate profusely for the entire day. Usually ending in genital inhalation or extreme pleasure.

Trent, why didn't you come to school today? Sorry, I was just having a good Colton Day.

Colton Day by ColeRoy May 1, 2013

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National show love and affection for Colton day

The word National show love and affection for Colton day means that this boy needs people to care about him

Please just care about me for one day on national show love and affection for Colton day

National show love and affection for Colton day by Mr super mega cool kid May 27, 2018

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National brandon Colon day

The day where you celebrate Brandon colons and buy him a pair of socks. It’s on November 13😉

Tony: yo isn’t that Brandon Colon?
Rick: yea bro!lets buy him a pair of socks because it’s National brandon Colon day

National brandon Colon day by playboi✌🏽 October 14, 2019

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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