Colton Day

A Colton Day, or to have a Colton Day, is to masturbate profusely for the entire day. Usually ending in genital inhalation or extreme pleasure.

Trent, why didn't you come to school today? Sorry, I was just having a good Colton Day.

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National show love and affection for Colton day

The word National show love and affection for Colton day means that this boy needs people to care about him

Please just care about me for one day on national show love and affection for Colton day

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The day where you celebrate Brandon colons and buy him a pair of socks. It’s on November 13😉

Tony: yo isn’t that Brandon Colon?
Rick: yea bro!lets buy him a pair of socks because it’s National brandon Colon day

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