home of the chillest city in America, Boulder. In fact, if Boulder had an ocean, or large body of water, it would be the greatest city in America. Colorado is home to the smartest city in America, also Boulder, with the most PhD's per capita, but also the most marijuana use per capita. CO has the best snow, and sexy mountains. mountains > ocean anyway. hardly anything to do at an ocean; surf, swim, walk on hot sand, boat, do marine biology research.
by im an oyster July 26, 2005
My booty-call provides me with many orgasms.
"Today, I am feeling randy and hoping to receive a Colorado"
"Today, I am feeling randy and hoping to receive a Colorado"
by dosapottomus October 6, 2006
Colorado is the 38th state which joined the union in 1876 and is the eighth largest state in America. Colorado has arid deserts, river canyons and snow covered mountains. Colorado 's flower symbol is the Rocky Mountain Columbine. Colorado 's state capital is Denver,Denver is also famous for being close to the Rocky Mountains.
Kyle: Colorado is the best state in America.
Todd: No one gives a shit Kyle.
Kyle:Todd I was just saying my opinion you don't have to get so pissed off by it jeez...
Todd:Just shut up.
Todd: No one gives a shit Kyle.
Kyle:Todd I was just saying my opinion you don't have to get so pissed off by it jeez...
Todd:Just shut up.
by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020
In which a state where there are giraffes on skis photobomb a persons video while screaming " I'M A GIRAFFE "
"Say Colorado 'I'M A GIRAFFE'
by BlueKnife75431 April 15, 2020
Kind of a low key Montana. Tough guys, tough girls, big trucks, 4 wheel drives, idiots that can't drive in snow, and not everyone is addicted to weed and skiing/snowboarding. That is a steriotype
Person 1: Hey where you from?
Person 2: Colorado
Person 1: so you smoke weed and snowboard
Person 2: *slaps person 1 and yells, how would you like it if I said sense your from California all you are the same with a lot of money and running in slow motion on the beach!!!
Person 2: Colorado
Person 1: so you smoke weed and snowboard
Person 2: *slaps person 1 and yells, how would you like it if I said sense your from California all you are the same with a lot of money and running in slow motion on the beach!!!
by Ford_ktm March 27, 2016
by NHRHS2010 March 3, 2011
Colofornia, aka Colorado: cow town, unknown affordable state, was more like the wildwest in the rual areas, but now just a tourists slut, and druggie meca. The state if full of trust fund babies from either coast, pot heads, tree fucking yuppies libtards, californians, closet-queer hipster twinks, grossly rich pumpus ass republicans and a bunch of douch bag out of state poeple who are ruining everything that was colorado. This state is full of robots who follow what ever the latest fad is, from yoga and suburu, to every one having to have a dog, being on a gluten free diet (but can drink $10 beer), hating anyone who has work for living and can think for them selves. Traffic is horrible, poeple have no respect, everywhere smells like pot, meth or herion junkies at every bus stop and in ever ER constantly, low wages, high rent, lack of full time work, over packed hiking trails, bills to close more trails due to over use (example hanging lake). Self entitled coke snorting, pot vaping, trust fund babies.
COLOFORNIA- aka; Colorado: lets go get ripped and shred some powders on the slopes. If we cant afford the weed we'll try meth, its cheaper anyway.
by Polyfemphilia October 29, 2017