colon calculation

Colon Calculation: Verb.
The act of pulling numbers and statistics out of ones ass.

Where do you get your information that 75% of poor people are drug users or just plain lazy, that sounds like you've been doing some colon calculation.

by greenbird23 September 26, 2013

kickstand colonic

When u crash while riding or stunting on some two wheeled vehicle,and u wind up with said vehicle's(or another vehicle's) kickstand in your butt.

He landed that stunt 20 times while practicing,but crashed and got a kickstand colonic in front of 5000 people attending the Extreme BMX semi-finals.

by ThrashMtlManiac March 24, 2019

colon irrigation

The sensation being forced out of your ass in such a way that it makes one go ooooooooo DAMNNN

Just had me a colon irrigation, now I can fart without any noise

by Electric tickle fingers January 2, 2016

colon cleansing

A medical procedure used to do what your body already does.

Don't fucking get a colon cleansing, your colon cleans itself anyway.

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 28, 2022

philip colon

hottest dude in the world. best fortnite player of all time as well.

Did you see that 360 no scope from philip colon?

by ph1l1p April 25, 2019

caffeine colonic

The experience of a colonic, or the symptoms associated with a colonic, as a result of drinking too much coffee

Mate, just had a caffeine colonic from all that coffee i just drank!

by RubberCustard May 10, 2007

Colon shot

A fart that come right out loud and doesn’t stink. Straight from the colon and does not encounter any barriers before exit

My loud fart surprisingly didn’t stink. I had to explain to my wife it was a colon shot.

by The Vacuum January 16, 2018