colombian alarm clock

When someone wakes you up by putting cocaine up your nose

"We woke her up with a "colombian alarm clock" now she's ready to party"

by Brittany bitch October 21, 2013

Colombian Alarm Clock

When you drink yourself silly, meet a local for the night and be woke up in the morning by her yelling “baby baby baby” pointing at the shit mess you made while passed out. Literally shit the bed.

Austin: I woke early thanks to the Colombian Alarm Clock!

Matt: yo that’s so gross! Funny but gross!

by Arb Guy December 10, 2024