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Coleensexual

*Coleensexual*

_noun_

A sexual orientation characterized by attraction to one specific person named Coleen, plus one other gender. That second gender can be real or fictional.

*Core traits tied to the identity:*
1. *Values alignment*: People who identify this way often share interests Coleen is associated with - philosophy, music, reading, monsters/horror, and lived experience with chronic mental illness.

2. *Dating patterns*: Because Coleen embodies a mix of traits, coleensexual people tend to be drawn to nerds, emo boys, monster lovers, masculine women, feminine men, submissive men, dominant women, younger men, and older women.

*Coleenizm*

_noun_

The broader community/culture that started in South Africa in 2024. It centers on values linked to people named Coleen.

Key notes:
1. All coleensexual people are part of coleenizm, but not all members of coleenizm are coleensexual.
2. Common themes in the community include fear of abandonment and affinity for male whimpering audios.
"I'm starting to feel like I'm coleensexual"
Coleensexual by Def snot Coleen June 15, 2026
Words you can keep

colesexual

Being colesexual means to be straight but gay for the beautiful human being that is Cole Sprouse
I was gay bu when I saw Cole I imidiatly turned colesexual

colesexual

Colesexual is when you are deeply attracted to Cole Sprouse.
"omg Cole spouse is so hot"
"omg are u colesexual?!"
colesexual by strawb3rry lac3s December 31, 2020

Colesexual

when you are in love with the most beautiful and hottest man on this world cole sprouse no matter what gender you are.then you are colesexual.
I only find Cole Sprouse attractive.I’m colesexual.

Colfersexual 

The (sexual or romantic) attraction to Chris Colfer.
person 1: "How do you feel about Chris Colfer?"
person 2: "He's so hot, I'm totally Colfersexual."
Colfersexual by 801-chan June 22, 2011

Collinsexual 

If you are collinsexual, you like to have intercourse with paper
Friend 1: You are collinsexual
Friend 2: *explodes*
Collinsexual by mememasternate March 12, 2019

Colinsexual 

When you wanna fuck a piñata or a paper machete or something like that or just like paper products in general.
Carl: I need to buy some writing paper
Jim: sorry I "glued" your paper together and by that I mean I'm colinsexual so I coomed on it
Colinsexual by Coomcaveplays January 3, 2022
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