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Cold call 

Calling random people , and trying to make them buy or donate something they really don't want to and often just hang up because sales people have no soul.
Cold Caller: Hello my name is ___ calling for ..
Random person: Fuck off and take me off your lists now! (hang up)also see cold calling
Cold call by fuckmy_non-existant_life September 24, 2009
Words you can keep

Cold call 

1. Attempting to sell a package of TV channels to a person who does not own a TV.

2. Attempting to get the person who has just stated that he does not own a TV to go and buy a TV.

3. Attempting to convince this person to go and find all his friends and family members who have a TV to switch to the package of TV channels being offered.

4. Attempting to convince the same person who has already has a mobile phone with 17 months on his contract left to run that he should break his contract in order to buy a new mobile phone from the cold caller.

5. Attempting to convince the same person who still doesn't want a TV package or new mobile phone that he should purchase a backup phone in case his current mobile is lost.

I am that person, and this is a true story.
Hi Mr. Hopeful Target, I am giving you a cold call today out of desperation to meet my sales quota at 1.53am to offer you an exclusive package of channels for the television that you don't have!
Cold call by Joe Coffee July 19, 2011

cold call 

tide its better in cold then hot turn to cold only for stone cold steve austin
better cold then hot cold call
cold call by lilelf223 August 11, 2021

Booty Cold Call 

This is when you randomly call people you don't know on FB messenger like a fucking loser. This will not get you laid, this is cringey and pathetic.

DON'T DO THIS!
This guy kept trying to Booty Cold Call my girl last night like a creep.
Booty Cold Call by Vinny Pumps April 29, 2022

Real life Cold Call 

A fun game to play with your friends. The goal is to tap an unsuspecting person on the shoulder or pull on their bag. When they turn around, you say a generic cold call.
Person one: "hey bro. Watch this."

Person two: "Alright."

*Person two pulls on a bystanders bag*

Person three: "huh?"

Person one: "have you or a loved one been misdiagnosed with mesothelioma? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation."

Person two: "classic. You just pulled a Real life cold call."

Call of Duty Black Ops Cold War

Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War is a 2020 first person shooter developed by Treyarch and Raven Software with Supporting Studios Activison Shanghai Studio, Demonware, and Sledgehammer Games published by Activison.
The game takes place during 1984 as the player plays as a customizable character simply known as “Bell” as the player decides whether to fight with NATO or fight with the Soviets.
Black Ops Cold War’s Multiplayer brings back fan favorite maps such as Raid, Express and many others, the multiplayer also features brand new maps such as Miami, The Pines, Moscow, and large team based maps in the Fire Team playlists.
Black Ops Cold War’s Zombies mode continues after the events of Tag Der Toten in what is now called the Dark Aether storyline, the storyline follows NATO’s Requiem and Warsaw Pact’s Omega Group trying to find out how to control the Dark Aether including these maps so far Die Maschine, Firebase Z, Outbreak, and Onslaught being a PlayStation exclusive until Nov 1, 2021
Call of Duty Black Ops Cold War has garnered a lot of hate due to its Skill Based Match Making causing many gamers to complain to Activison on social media but to no avail, the game has also garnered hate when it was implemented into Warzone with a lot of the weapons being way stronger than Modern Warfare’s weapons.
Phil:”Hey you guys ready to play some Call of Duty Black Ops Cold War”

John:”What mode this time?”

Phil:”Maybe some Zombies.”

John:”Eh fuck it, why not?”

call of duty black ops cold war

Call of duty black ops cold war is epic gaem
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