Cold Teeth
A playful slang term used to describe teeth that are so yellow, it's as if they're look like there wearing a yellow coat. When someone says, "Your teeth are cold," they mean your teeth have a noticeable yellowish tint.
Example:
"He never brushed his teeth properly, so they were bright yellow. His coworkers would laugh and say, ‘He’s got cold teeth—they must be freezing with those little yellow coats on!’"
Example:
"He never brushed his teeth properly, so they were bright yellow. His coworkers would laugh and say, ‘He’s got cold teeth—they must be freezing with those little yellow coats on!’"
"Frank: Bruv, you have cold teeth.
"Lee: Why you say that, bruv?"
"Frank: Because they’ve got those yellow coats on, them bruv LOL."
"Lee: Yeah, it’s 'cause I smoke, innit bruv?"
"Frank: Innit, bruv! LOL"
"Lee: LOL."
"Lee: Why you say that, bruv?"
"Frank: Because they’ve got those yellow coats on, them bruv LOL."
"Lee: Yeah, it’s 'cause I smoke, innit bruv?"
"Frank: Innit, bruv! LOL"
"Lee: LOL."
Cold Teeth by Jamie cheeze May 24, 2026
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