Cold Ear 

(Verb)
To insert cold semen into a victim's ear

"Yo man, you best be gettin off me before i give you the cold ear"

"Don't fall asleep tonight, or i'll give you the cold ear"

Cold Ear by Kevin November 14, 2004

cold ear 

to freeze jizz onto a dish. Then to pick up with a finger and place in a victims ear.

kevin and tyler gave each other cold ears while playing dance dance revolution.

cold ear by joey November 16, 2004

Cold Earl

When you freeze a turd and then procede to dildo a girl with it

After a shit that big, i'm not surprised that my girlfriend wanted to try a cold earl with it

Cold Earl by Zbuckley February 15, 2007

Stone Cold Steve Earnhardt 

A mixed beverage named after Earnhardt SR’s third cousin, which consists of bloody Mary mix, Busch, light, vodka, Goodbar, and four Loco

Andy punished them Stone Cold Steve Earnhardts last night!

Stone Cold Steve Earnhardt by The Jacking Force Wizard January 9, 2024

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016