Colbies

This is a call out post. If you are called a Colbies you must rethink your life choices. Maybe you fucked up... maybe you fucked my mum. Okay, sure, you did fuck my mum, twice now. I'm really fucking disturbed because i heard you from the next room. I'm gonna cry and piss if you do this again Colby. Please, I'm begging you. Stop fucking my mum.

Me: God, kids these days. Such Colbies.
My mum: Okay

Colbies by igloo_lover_69_420 March 27, 2022

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Cosbiesque

Cos•bi•esque
Predators behaving as if they are old, fragile, wholesome or feeble so as not to be held accountable for their actions.

Harvey Weinstein crawled into the courthouse very cosbiesque with a walker and orthopedic shoes but we all know that monster is vying for sympathy.

Cosbiesque by Peaceforus4ever January 6, 2020

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CASE OF THE COBIES

Coughing after one drag of a joint.

Courtney: *coughing*
Shannon: “you’ve got a case of the cobies”

- dedicated to our mate Cobie, who’s dying all the time.

CASE OF THE COBIES by Courtney Clark December 16, 2018

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Drop Off Some Cosbies

Taking a shit. "Cosbies" refers to the Cosby Show, in which Bill Cosby had approximately fifteen kids. You can replace "Cosby" with the name of one of the kids from the show, i.e. - "Dropping Off A Theo" to indicate a large dump, or "Dropping Off a Rudy" to indicate a smaller turd.

Goddamn man, pull the car over, I need to drop off some Cosbies.

Drop Off Some Cosbies by JohnsoroATL December 21, 2004