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Coffee machine 

To perform the coffee machine one must ejactulate into the vagina and The anus, trying not waste any sex mayo in the transition. When that is complete the woman must squat where she pleases and let both sources of baby gravy ooze out of both holes just like the milk and coffee from
a coffee machine hence the name.

The human coffee machine
Mate #1 - Ay lad I coffee machined Laura last night, it was mega

Mate #2- yes lad little ice frap n that
Coffee machine by Jonboy2246 August 26, 2021

the coffee machine 

When a sexual partner has to relieve themselves, so the other partner inserts a coffee capsule into their rectum and they slowly drip warm pee.
Bro, I gave Sarah the coffee machine last night and she slow dripped a steamy brew
the coffee machine by Rosie Hyman November 15, 2020

Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine

A jellyfish sex with Horse salt Vs. starburst inside a coffee machine.
"Jellyfish sex horse salt Vs. starburst in the coffee machine." "Sorry guys, my brain doesn't feel good." - Soup from the Goons

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026