Coffee Kid

One of those "Ultra-Mature" 15 year olds that sits in Starbucks with his laptop on the free Wi-Fi, rocks a golfers hat and Ray Ban sunglasses, pretends to be investing in his 401K and thoroughly checks E-Trade as if he was in a midlife crisis.

Greg - "Man, look at that coffee kid, every time I try to buy some diapers for my kids at Target, I gotta look at one of those losers sitting in the Starbucks that they put in. Look at that hat, check out his pea coat......what a loser.....

Coffee Kid by Mr. Warren June 16, 2011

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Coffee Kid

When a African American and a Caucasion person have sex and their offspring is half black and half white.

Jeromine Iginla is a fucking coffee ass fucker

NUCKS' RULE!

Coffee Kid by Snik April 13, 2004

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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