A muffler, usually bought on Ebay, is welded to a stock exhuast system. It is usually bought and installed on Civics, Cavaliers, Neons and others that do not have heavy aftermarket supports. Because it is installed on a stock exhaust system, it usually sounds like shit. Kids who live with their moms that work at McDonalds purchase these coffee cans.
Yuki: Hey that kid has a nice car but why does it sound like shit?
Ray: Cuz that guy's gotta coffee can off Ebay.
Ray: Cuz that guy's gotta coffee can off Ebay.
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by Capricorn3 October 22, 2010
Get the Coffee can mug.An over sized muffler on a car, typically driven by wanna-be street racers that only care about how their car looks.
by RX7philbert August 16, 2009
Get the Coffee Can Muffler mug.an exhaust system ( IF u choose to call it as such!) whose sound resembles that of lawn mower or weed whacker ALMOST if not COMPLETELY to the tee. (Usually large in size, but heinous in appearance)
-when identifying with a coffee can exhaust, during acceleration (usually a long process for such cars), u may add the words: pleeease *shift* fiiiiix *shift* meeeeeeeeee*!!
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