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coems 🤑

An alternative word to cums that was developed on Roblox.
coems 🤑 by Shocktospecter April 27, 2023
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Coems 🤑

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Coems 🤑

Slang in Roblox for

1. To have an orgasm
2. Centre of Excellence in Mass Spectrometry
3. The CDC’s special brother
4. Almost the word “comb”
(sic) I will Mkae yuo Coems🤑!! I’m pro and robuz -Some 9 year old
WE ARE THE CENTRE OF EXCELLENCE IN MASS SPECTOMETRY AND WE ARE ALLERGIC TO EVERYTHING EXCEPT IONIZING SULFURIC ACID IF WE DO NOT EAT 50 KG A DAY WE WILL IMPLODE LIKE THAT OCEANGATE SUBMARINE
-coems

“It’s the center of eating mold here tomorrow, what would you like tonight?
44 teaspoons of ionizing sulfuric acid?
I play with myself to that. Breadsticks? So what would you like on this fine 2:24PM? Margaret thatcher’s corpse? That’ll be 24$ 94£ thank you this fine 1:64 AM” -Coems
“I coems 🤑 my hair earlier today”
“wtf is that goofy ass autocorrect”

coems blast 🤑

Basically cum blast but funny

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when I play roboboblox I do really coems blast 🤑

coems in naga 🤑 

Aglospeak for “cums in nigga”.
Person 1: coems in naga 🤑
Person 2: you’re weird.
A word used in roblox tiktoks.

Coems🤑 is a misspelling of the word cums
Coems🤑 in naga
Coems🤑 by Caniluban March 17, 2023
Coems🤑 is an another word for cums. Coems🤑 is used in in brookhaven RP Roblox Tiktoks.
Example of using Coems🤑 in a sentence.

"So rich pro *coems🤑🤑🤑*"
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