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coconut malled 

YoU jUsT GoT cocOnUt maLlEd SeNd ThIS to A frIend To CocoNuT mall ThEM
today i will show my dick *camera goes down* YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED

Coconut Malled 

Verb: Coconut Malled
The act of getting pranked by getting sent a video
Paul got Coconut Malled today by his friend Bartholomew via text.

Coconut Malled 

You’ve just been coconut malled
hey you’ve just been coconut malled send this to someone else to undo the coconut malled on you

Coconut Malled Food 

This is a famous dish that was inspired by the creators of Mario Carts. To create this dish that is served only on certain parts of the world, you'd have to do the following steps:

1.) Slice a Coconut in half
2.) Pour the Coconut water inside of a mixer
3.) Put your fruits inside of the mixer
4.) Blend the contents
5.) Once blended, pour inside the coconut
Coconut Malled Food by MrManMaking February 23, 2021

Coconut Malled 

is when someone actually just get trolled by a man who earrapes you with coconut while in a mall
" YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLEDDDD. SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO LITERALLY COCONUT MALLED THEM.
Coconut Malled by Marcopion November 20, 2022

Coconut Malled 

is when someone actually got trolled by a man riding in a wii sportscar and earrapes you with coconut while in a mall
" YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED. SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO LITERALLY COCONUT MALLED THEM
Coconut Malled by Marcopion November 20, 2022