Cocksnoot

An awkward person, a friendly gesture about dorky and goofy archetype.

If we weren't friends I'd leave you here on the side of the road you Cocksnoot.

by CockSnooter the Sexual Suiter December 24, 2020

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Cocksnot

1. An extremely irratating person, a total jerkoff.

2. Semen, sperm, cum, load...

"Hey cocksnot...join the queue like everyone else"

"She swallows cocksnot like a trooper"

by B3NN0 June 5, 2007

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When a well endowed man swings his cack back and forth in front of a woman like a pendulum until she goes into a deep sleep. Once the woman is fully emotionally and physicality paralyzed the man shoots his gravy on her forehead.

Note* The Cocknotist is a wonderful one-night-stand technique. The woman will never remember what happened the night before, and the man may have free reign over a wondrous body. It is cheaper, more effective, and completely legal compared to its counterpart, roofies.

I was peeing in the guy's bathroom when the lady janitor was cleaning and I decided I wanted some action. I gave her the cocknotist and fucked her like a banshee in the 3rd stall, the one with all the profanity and cacks, then I left her there to be found only by her boss and to make matters worse, be fired the next day.

by Kgc the all time playa December 7, 2009

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cocksnorfler

To enthusiastically embrace a cock, using lips and tongue indiscriminatly

Trish likes to cocksnorfler her e-boyfriends with her salami nipples hanging out.

by Mr Internet August 27, 2007

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cocksnatch

Descriptive noun: One who is a cocksnatch is a dick, and a pussy by their definitions. They are a timid asshole who is too much of a bitch to back up anythign they say.

Hey Cocksnatch, get your whining ass over here and fight!

by WhitePower October 14, 2005

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